Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades…. and urinating when drunk.
It’s fun to imagine that the reason for George Washington not smiling on the dollar is due to a previous offensive joke against his false teeth made by the cameraman.
News Flash: George Washington’s death resulted in finally paying cameramen once again, as well as making a law against presidents taking their anger out on the staff. Comm’on, they’re just trying to take a picture.
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